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Monday, November 7th, 2005
8:46 pm
OMG DARANET IS SO GAY... it neva works it home when i need it 2 :(

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Tuesday, November 1st, 2005
11:49 pm
my bad...its actually 192.789665 years till i become a millionaire.

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9:14 pm
good news im not longer jobless infact even better news is that with this pay i will be a millionaire in 689 years ...go me!

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Friday, August 12th, 2005
11:50 am
The Adventures Of LiToS

So this mornin, i was takin ma usu-al walk down the street when this mighty fine gurl walks up and u know wat she says, she says:

" do u think you can help me with some plumbing business? "

SO, There i was standing infront of the Lopez-look-alike and.. bang i figured out wat to say:

" no "

NOW wat in tha hell was i thinking, SIRIOUSLY.

SO then i quickly saved myself and said:

" BUT only cuz im kinda busy "

AND then she replied:

" OH thats just to bad, you looked like the perfect guy for the job, i was even going to pay you for your trouble "

ThEn I SaId:

" PAY ME!! Hunny, wat do you think i am? Some guy you can take home to do wat u want with for money? "

ThEn she sed:

" ....yes! "

Then i sed:

" WELL.........your right, now take me home biatch "

Then we went back to her house and i helped clean out her pipes, she helped me dust of my trophy and even paid me for my excellent job.

A good days work i say...stay tuned for my next adventure down the street...

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Thursday, August 4th, 2005
7:49 pm
LiveJournal Username
Age
Sex
Sexuality
Favorite color duct tape
Do you fit in a box?
How are you in bed?
You are this kinky:
38%
Your kinky flirt buddy is...caloris
Your kinky play mate is...diamondnine
Your kinky lover is...eroticcity
Your kinky pimp is...alfieboy
You will die from an STD by the time you are 20:False
This many people want to be kinky with you:38,250,156
Out of your kinkiness you earn:$264,847
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7:29 pm

What Video Game Character Are You? I am Kung Fu Master.I am Kung Fu Master.


I like to be in control of myself. I dislike crowds, especially crowds containing people trying to kill me. Even though I always win, I prefer to avoid fights if possible. What Video Game Character Are You?

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Friday, July 22nd, 2005
9:47 pm
Bride and Prejudice. Can't get that dam movie outta ma head, WHY WAS IT SO GOOD!!

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Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
5:29 pm
Actually studying lately which is strange, AND understanding things is most classes, ofcourse English extended is the one that is not INCLUDED. English being my 2nd language i DESERVE credit. but nway just writting useless stuff cuz otherwise this journal thing will be too blank...

DID I MENTIONED SOCCER TODAY..OooOO finally soccer at school without the wog hating teachers giving us a lame ass excuse and sending us back to our quad.
mmm
yea
peace out

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Thursday, July 14th, 2005
1:13 pm
Now comes the night
Feel it fading away
And the soul underneath
Is it all that remains
So jus slide over here
Leave your fear in the fray
Let us hold to each other
Till the end of our days

current mood: thoughtful
current music: Rob Thomas

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Monday, July 11th, 2005
11:50 pm
oOOooO HeaVeN is a place on EarTH...

current music: Belinda Carlisle

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Saturday, July 9th, 2005
4:52 pm
Ah la luna la luna
The night that we fell under the spell of the moon
Ah la luna la luna

current music: Belinda Carlisle

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Tuesday, June 14th, 2005
4:51 pm
...my apple tastes poisoned...

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Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
4:26 pm
Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...)
by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink ThingYou like peeing on people.
Your Sexual StrengthYour sensual massage...
Your Sexual WeaknessYou're stiff & mechanical.
Your Likely STDLymphogranuloma Venereum
How Many Partners in Crime?Don't worry. You're a slut.
Quiz created with MemeGen!


..wow...i must say its prettay rite ;) lol

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4:25 pm
What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex
by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say"I'm covered in BEES!"
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4:23 pm
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name beCold Cappa
You ride around in a2003 Land Rover Defender
Yo gangThe Meatloaf Pummelers
Yo shoes beBathroom slippers
Yo dubs be dis big, fool711
How much money you got?$1.4951947762658e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 33%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

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4:22 pm
What Icons are for you? by ladyallie
Username
Favourite Colour
Sex
Your Love icon is...
Your Sad Icon is...
Your Happy Icon is...
Your Angry Icon is...
Your Food Icon is...
Your Animal Icon is...
Your Random Icon is...
Your Cartoon Icon is...
Your Sexy Icon is...
Quiz created with MemeGen!

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Friday, May 27th, 2005
4:54 pm
Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is

Pele dos Santos

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Monday, May 23rd, 2005
6:59 pm
love is useless

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Thursday, May 19th, 2005
6:37 pm
A wise man whose name i cant remember sed today.... "Vicky is a man-eater"
NoTe To SelF: Stay away from man-eaters = vicky

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Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
7:41 pm
hahaha for all the stoopid heads who believed that chart below...yur STUPID!! This here is the real deal...


Your Deadly Sins



Envy: 60%

Pride: 40%

Gluttony: 20%

Greed: 20%

Lust: 20%

Wrath: 20%

Sloth: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 26%

You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.



...this is bloody bullshit... 'die a borin death' az if....!!! Im gonna b in this HUGE war and im gonna take on swarms of forces by myself and then im gonna die while killing the last man who is obviously the leader but i throw my sword at him and he dies and i win the fight for freedom for all humanity!!!
makes me wanna cry already :'(

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