CaRliTo's CaBaNa

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:46:19 GMT

OMG DARANET IS SO GAY... it neva works it home when i need it 2 :(

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:49:55 GMT

my bad...its actually 192.789665 years till i become a millionaire.

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:16:07 GMT

good news im not longer jobless infact even better news is that with this pay i will be a millionaire in 689 years ...go me!

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 01:50:17 GMT

The Adventures Of LiToS

So this mornin, i was takin ma usu-al walk down the street when this mighty fine gurl walks up and u know wat she says, she says:

" do u think you can help me with some plumbing business? "

SO, There i was standing infront of the Lopez-look-alike and.. bang i figured out wat to say:

" no "

NOW wat in tha hell was i thinking, SIRIOUSLY.

SO then i quickly saved myself and said:

" BUT only cuz im kinda busy "

AND then she replied:

" OH thats just to bad, you looked like the perfect guy for the job, i was even going to pay you for your trouble "

ThEn I SaId:

" PAY ME!! Hunny, wat do you think i am? Some guy you can take home to do wat u want with for money? "

ThEn she sed:

" ....yes! "

Then i sed:

" WELL.........your right, now take me home biatch "

Then we went back to her house and i helped clean out her pipes, she helped me dust of my trophy and even paid me for my excellent job.

A good days work i say...stay tuned for my next adventure down the street...

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 09:49:10 GMT

how kinky are you?

LiveJournal Username

Age

Sex

Sexuality

Favorite color duct tape

Do you fit in a box?

How are you in bed?

You are this kinky:

38%

Your kinky flirt buddy is...

caloris

Your kinky play mate is...

diamondnine

Your kinky lover is...

eroticcity

Your kinky pimp is...

alfieboy

You will die from an STD by the time you are 20:

False

This many people want to be kinky with you:

38,250,156

Out of your kinkiness you earn:

$264,847

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Thu, 04 Aug 2005 09:29:41 GMT

I am Kung Fu Master.

I like to be in control of myself. I dislike crowds, especially crowds containing people trying to kill me. Even though I always win, I prefer to avoid fights if possible. What Video Game Character Are You?

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:49:12 GMT

Bride and Prejudice. Can't get that dam movie outta ma head, WHY WAS IT SO GOOD!!

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 07:32:59 GMT

Actually studying lately which is strange, AND understanding things is most classes, ofcourse English extended is the one that is not INCLUDED. English being my 2nd language i DESERVE credit. but nway just writting useless stuff cuz otherwise this journal thing will be too blank...

DID I MENTIONED SOCCER TODAY..OooOO finally soccer at school without the wog hating teachers giving us a lame ass excuse and sending us back to our quad.
mmm
yea
peace out

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 03:15:40 GMT

Now comes the night
Feel it fading away
And the soul underneath
Is it all that remains
So jus slide over here
Leave your fear in the fray
Let us hold to each other
Till the end of our days

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 13:51:13 GMT

oOOooO HeaVeN is a place on EarTH...

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 06:53:15 GMT

Ah la luna la luna
The night that we fell under the spell of the moon
Ah la luna la luna

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 06:51:19 GMT

...my apple tastes poisoned...

Tue, 31 May 2005 06:26:54 GMT

Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink Thing	You like peeing on people.
Your Sexual Strength	Your sensual massage...
Your Sexual Weakness	You're stiff & mechanical.
Your Likely STD	Lymphogranuloma Venereum
How Many Partners in Crime?	Don't worry. You're a slut.

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..wow...i must say its prettay rite ;) lol

Tue, 31 May 2005 06:26:01 GMT

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say	"I'm covered in BEES!"

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Tue, 31 May 2005 06:23:19 GMT

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn

What is yo name?

Yo gangsta name be

Cold Cappa

You ride around in a

2003 Land Rover Defender

Yo gang

The Meatloaf Pummelers

Yo shoes be

Bathroom slippers

Yo dubs be dis big, fool

711

How much money you got?

$1.4951947762658e+26

How gangsta are you, bitch?: 33%

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Tue, 31 May 2005 06:22:56 GMT

What Icons are for you? by ladyallie
Username
Favourite Colour
Sex
Your Love icon is...
Your Sad Icon is...
Your Happy Icon is...
Your Angry Icon is...
Your Food Icon is...
Your Animal Icon is...
Your Random Icon is...
Your Cartoon Icon is...
Your Sexy Icon is...

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Fri, 27 May 2005 06:55:01 GMT

Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is

Pele dos Santos

What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?

Mon, 23 May 2005 08:59:53 GMT

love is useless

Thu, 19 May 2005 08:45:01 GMT

A wise man whose name i cant remember sed today.... "Vicky is a man-eater"
NoTe To SelF: Stay away from man-eaters = vicky

Tue, 17 May 2005 09:42:01 GMT

hahaha for all the stoopid heads who believed that chart below...yur STUPID!! This here is the real deal...

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 60%

Pride: 40%

Gluttony: 20%

Greed: 20%

Lust: 20%

Wrath: 20%

Sloth: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 26%

You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.

How Sinful Are You?

...this is bloody bullshit... 'die a borin death' az if....!!! Im gonna b in this HUGE war and im gonna take on swarms of forces by myself and then im gonna die while killing the last man who is obviously the leader but i throw my sword at him and he dies and i win the fight for freedom for all humanity!!!
makes me wanna cry already :'(

Tue, 17 May 2005 09:37:49 GMT

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 0%

Pride: 40%

Gluttony: 0%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Wrath: 0%

Sloth: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 0%

You will have a long and properous life because you rule and everyone loves you.

How Sinful Are You?

Wed, 04 May 2005 13:08:21 GMT

My day involved mainly of 3 things today (3rd being most of the day)...

1. Playing soccer
2. Attempting to study
3. Paying out people; mainly Anita and Vicky

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 09:39:36 GMT

So how many of you out there heard the story over the weekend of a South Korean gentleman who had to take his drivers license test 272 times? In total it took him 5 years and $1000 just to pass the test. Although his main problem was he is illiterate, so I guess it’s not as bad as it sounds...and i thort my 6 times was bad! Well, atleast he didn't give up.

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 03:20:52 GMT

...M U S T..do WORK! WhY Is It So HArD 2 DO WORK on the holidays WHEN I GOT TONNES!!! *pulls out hair*

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 12:10:18 GMT

Hmmm...go outta my way 2 go 2 academy or not? Tickets still sellin at Labor Club n Tuggers..hmmm